Malawian Logic

Back to the office after a morning in the field. The gate is WIDE OPEN. So I went to talk to the G4S (say it out loud... yea thats right. G4s is the biggest security company in Malawi) guard and asked why it was open.

His response: "Madam, its lunch time"

My response: "Exactly. Youre having lunch and not watching, so thives can come in undetected!"

His response: "No, no. You see, even thieves take a lunch hour"

.....this is why nothing ever gets done