swarmy, smarmy, sucking, sucky, wiged harbingers of death. k, i'm being obnoxious and over dramatic, but still, they suck. i think ive developed an impassioned hatred.
they managed to get inside my net last night. yep, they breached the bunker and infested my sleep. i spent an agitated night listening to them buzz mockingly in my ear and fruitlessly attempting to smash them mid-flight. then there was the excruciating dilemma of whether to barricade myself under the covers and sweat to death or remain at a comfortable temperature at point-blank range.
I am now covered in giant pink welts, just waiting for the malaria to kick in. thank you mother nature
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